I am Murphy..(part 1)

I am Murphy..no sir, before you roll your eyes, yawn and say , "argh another crappy review of the movie Barfii..". let me remind you that I have no resemblance to that doe-eyed lad Ranbir Kapoor (may be except the fact that equal amount of girls drool over both of us, OK may be more girls drool over me than him!!!)

I am Chauhan, Murphy Chauhan (I always wanted to say that, it sounds James Bondishh). I am the newest and by far the cutest member of the chauhan family(though I have heard their last dog was so cute that somebody stole him, huh I dont believe any thing that I havent seen myself, after all its a dog eats dog world and no pun intended.)

Well where do I even begin to share their obsession with me..Gawd..,both the girls are simply in awe of me, so much so that even if I disappear for 1 teeny tiny second they start panicking and shouting my name..the family is ok but the only sane person is my mom who only feeds me and plays with me, not like those two mad girls who make me wash my wee-wee every time I piss or shit..get over it girls I am going to piss without you watching me some day then what are you gonna do....:D

First of all they give me rice flavored cerelac, then they bring wheat flavored and expect me to eat it, eewks wheat one was awful, I refused to eat that and fell ill coz the stupid girl made me take bath , I am just one month old and they expect me to be prim and propah..huh..

Well I had them scared to their deaths when I fell ill, coz they immediately changed my cerelac to rice flavour and called the horrible doctor. OMG, (isnt what the kids use now a days to express their disgust??) that doctor, what the hell did he think of himself sticking his thermometer up my arse..wait till I grow big and bold, I remember his face..I will enjoy when I return the favour by biting him in his arse..

As you all can see I am perfectly fit and fine,
Ohhh you are wondering about the white specks on my face, that is cerelac after I have eaten it..What ???? why the raised eyebrows, I AM A KIDDDD for Gods' sake..I eat like this only, and those two girls wipe my face with a wet paper towel, they say it sticks to my hairs and smells afterwards.. I am a dog,,not some miss world contestant, I will stink..that is my job, stop being judgemental.

*Yawn* its my nap time, see you after a while..(If you are expecting me to bark, get a reality check, I am a 1 month old dog..)

If you want to meet my younger brother Murari....He is here