Men we love(and wish they love us back..;) )

DISCLAIMER: This post is exclusively for my female counterparts all over the world. Men/Guys/anything distantly Male read it on your own discretion. We might have mass casualties of wounded egos.

Women are complicated!!!! I have heard this disgruntled sigh so many times that now I ive an autopilot reaction-"Yeah we are, arent we??"
Most of the times I'm too exhausted (yeah doctors do get tired and ill coz they are humans) to refute the above aphorism or I simply zone out while this blasphemy is being uttered. In all honesty , I will not put 2 pennies in favour of this. Women are pretty simple creatures when it comes to that.

Example, I remember one of my friend(female of course,and name withheld to preserve identities) and myself were having a grave discussion on arrange marriages and the troubles associated with it. It was pretty bleak in bearings as we both were (rather are!!) struggling with the marriage fiasco at our homes. Out of the blues, completely irrelevant to the topic, my friend blurts out, 
"Have you seen Ranbeer Kapoor's new ad?? he is looking so yum!" and with a blink of an eye we were gushing over Ranbeers , Ranvijayas, Hugh grants and a lot of other "yummy" people.

There, I said it. Whatever might be the magnitude of the problem, we bring it down to micro level of cleaning out our closets, cooking, trying the new Kim Kardashian blush on or if nothing works gushing over the hottest male celebrities.

So here I am compiling a list of people(read good looking celebs) who have the hogwartian powers to turn our deep blues into pretty pinks..

RANBIR KAPOOR-
Well, I wanted to start with predictable Shahrukh but got partial towards Ranbir because of the first letter of his name...(blushing)
If I ignore his inglorious towel act in Saawariya, I cant find one motley of flaw in this kapoor lad. I mean look at him, dreamy eyes, rugged innocent looks, what else do you want??
Do I hear multi-partners, flings, affairs?? gimme a break, who doesnt do it now a days??I personally cant get over the fact that he IS SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING!!!!!!(now I understand what my aunts and mum mean by choclatey hero)
Even the guys who have sneaked out here despite the warnings will vouch for his acting skill, recently sky-rocketed with Barfii(plagiarism-shlagiarism is a Director's issue not an actor's)

SHAHRUKH KHAN-
He has been the cause of incessant male-jealousy over the years. Every guy seems to have problems with this dimpled rather dented gem of an actor, reason he has been at the receiving end of love of each and every female in the country(irrespective of age/caste/creed/religion)
When he utters, "Maine tumhe itni shiddat se paane ki koshish ki hai...", every girl is wishing that "tumhe" is meant for her(including me!!)
Raj, became an anthem in the country and I remember every eve-teaser on the bike used to say," Mai Raj, mujhse dosti karogi?"
Devdas!!! where do I even begin. I wanted to tear away the screen of the multiplex only to wipe his tears. I'm a fan, and a proud one at that.
Be it rough and ruthless DON, or the ever flirtatious Raj, handsome army man Veer, OK of Om shanti om..I have my heart in my mouth and a bad case of weak knees every time he graces the screen.
I'm partial when it comes to Shahrukh, after all he is my teen crush!!

I remember first time I visited Mumbai, I was lucky enough to see the love-god in flesh..It was Bakrid and he had donned a black sherwani with a matching stole...oye-hoye..

PATRICK DEMPSEY-
Why God Why???? Why couldnt you send one Patrick dempsey look alike surgeon in my college.
Why did every surgeon had to be 80's styled bespectacled, caterpillar for eyebrows, drooling spittle oldy or stern, daunting I-WILL-FAIL-YOU-IF-YOU-DO-ANYTHING-ELSE-EXCEPT-STUDY kind monsters.
McDreamy he is called in the Grey's anatomy, such an apt name, neurosurgeon in the day, saving people and passionate lover in the night. Deadly combo, alas only in reel-life..

yeah I said it, we fall easily for vampires, ghost-hunters, even ghosts(remember bruce willis).
There is something esoteric when it comes to the bad boys of the lot. I mean the pale skin, the red lips,!!yay you get the picture.
I am yet to find a sane girl who has not been smitten by Edward Cullen's whispering woes or Damon's crazy eye twitching.
I mean whose skin sparkles in sunlight like diamonds..:P 
The duality of Damon's character(vampire diaries) keeps us, the poor belles on our toes, the twisted grins, the evil twinkle..blessing..Its kinda heart breaking to see him getting dumped by miss prim and propah Elena. (Lady you ought to be kidding me.) I croon to the screen begging him to come out of it, who knows he might jump out of screen !!!

Then there are sportsmen(Viraat Kohli/Gerald/Nadal)
Politicians(Omar abdullah/Sachin pilot/Rahul Gandhi)
Real life Prince-Edward/william..

Phew!!!! the list is exhaustive but thanks to these gorgeous men for being so perfect, for taking some of our worries on to their broad shoulders, wiping our tears with their lopsided, dented grins. Thanks for providing some respite from our otherwise monotonous routine.
What would we do without you..

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